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发布网友发布时间：2024-05-06 02:49

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热心网友时间：2024-07-12 06:29

Once there was a woman,she had some troubel with her heart,so she went to see the doctor,he was a new doctor and did not know her,so first he asked the woman some questions,one of them was:"How old are you?
The woman did not want to answer him directly,so she answered:"When I got married,I was 18,and my husband was 30,and now he was 60,that's twice 30,so I am twice 18!"

热心网友时间：2024-07-12 06:29

g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?

doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.

w.bush: how come?

doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and left brain.

w.bush: and?

doctor: but yours is even far better than all the others.

w.bush: oh?

doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.

w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.

doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.