求幽默的英语对话

1、Who is closer to you, your mom oryour dad?谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？Mom is close because dad is farther.妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。2、Why shouldn' t we give Elsa a balloon?为什么不能给艾莎气球。Because she will Let lt Go.因为她会把气球放了。3、What did a late tomato...

1．we two who and who a？咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．watch sister 表妹 3．go past, no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 4．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 5．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for...

1. During the Great Depression, a man walked into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "I'd like to buy a round of drinks for everyone here."2. The bartender replied, "Sure, but we're in the middle of a depression. I'll need to see some cash first."3. The...

男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）女...

1．we two who and who a？咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．watch sister 表妹 3．go past,no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 4．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 5．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?

1.Excuse me, do you serve crabs? 请问你们有螃蟹吗？（请问你们为螃蟹服务吗）Sit down, sir, we serve everybody.请坐，先生，我们谁都服务。2. My dog does not have a nose. 我的狗没鼻子。Poor thing! How does he smell? 可怜的东西，那它用什么嗅东西？（那它闻上去怎么样？）Terr...

1.Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.Psychiatrist: Next please!Mother: Mrs. Jokes next door has a new baby.Daughter: What will she do with her old one?Mother: You prayed for grandma, ...

经典对话一：男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我宁愿留下那些钱。)经典对话二：男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗...

高数、英语、工程制图!!天啊!地啊!军师你一定要帮帮我啊!明天考的是高数我觉得啊。。。(诧异)什么?明天考的是高数?老二:(晕倒的样子)哎。。。在大学有是总境界:一等境界;什么?今天要考高数?超人境界:什么?下节课就要考高数了?神仙境界:什么?明天考的是高数?佛祖境界:什么?我们学过高数吗?你就是传说中...