超短英语小笑话(50词)?
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发布时间：2022-04-26 23:05
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时间：2022-06-19 17:42
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
Excuse for Speeding
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled.
〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃
超速的理由
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
Send the Bill to My Father
Doctor： 〃I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.〃
Patient： 〃then send the bill to my father，please.〃
把账单给我父亲
医生：“对你的抱怨我*为力。那是遗传病。”
病人：“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。” HOW ARE YOU?(你好)
怎么 是 你
HOW old ARE YOU（你多大了）
怎么 老 是 你？
热心网友
时间：2022-06-19 17:42
热心网友
时间：2022-06-19 17:43
女郎问她年近五十的男友：“亲爱的，你到底有几
岁嘛，看你好像蛮年轻的。”
男友：“我也搞不清楚，你说几岁就几岁吧。”
女郎：“那你是哪一年出生的？”
男友：“生下来时，浑浑饨饨的，谁知道是哪一
年！”
