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发布时间：2022-04-26 17:45
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时间：2022-06-07 15:03
A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making
others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you
ever made someone else glad?"
"Teacher,"said a small boy,"I made someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
" I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three
hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she
said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
我很高兴
一个老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’”
Every dog has its day.
指富贵无常，凡人皆有得意的时候。
（一个潦倒的人，以前也可能风光过，做人要厚道，不能看低别人。）
活学活用：
— love me, love my dog. 爱屋及乌（打狗就是欺主了）
— Don't wake a sleeping dog. 切莫打草惊蛇，不要生事。
— walk the dog everyday. 每日带狗散步。
— dog leash 狗链； dog collar 狗项圈
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
不做亏心事，不怕鬼叫门。
活学活用：
conscience
A clear conscience laughs at false accusation.
[谚] 只要问心无愧， 旁人的指责可一笑置之。
A clear conscience is a sure card.
[谚] 只要问心无愧， 旁人的指责可一笑置之。
A good conscience is a constant feast.
[谚] 问心无愧， 高枕无忧。
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
[谚] 问心无愧， 高枕无忧。
A guilty conscience is a self -accuser.
[谚]做贼心虚。
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
[谚]做贼心虚。
A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder.
[谚]没做亏心事， 不怕鬼叫门。
热心网友
时间：2022-06-07 16:21
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”
His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”
参考资料：http://jt.nuaa.e.cn/humor/humor.htm
