英语谚语 ,笑话,幽默故事。

A bad beginning makes a bad ending.不善始者不善终。2.A bad thing never dies.遗臭万年。3.A bad workman always blames his tools.不会撑船怪河弯。4.A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。5.A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.吹牛与说...

英语笑话 1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说:我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐。 2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance...

1、爆笑英语小笑话1：Who are stupid？谁蠢？A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”“No ma...

老板吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”英文谚语大全http://www.cqwlzx.com/Article/ShowArticle.asp?ArticleID=275Each bird loves to hear himself sing. 鸟儿都爱听自己唱歌。Each day brings its own bread. 天无绝人之路。Each man is the architect of his own fate. 命运掌握在自己手中。Eagles...

搞笑的英语小笑话1：Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled ...

1. 什么东西一说出来就打破？答案：沉默。2. 骗子死了之后会诚实吗？答案：不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。3. 什么东西只升不降？答案：你的年龄。4. 男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？答案：他想要一条热狗。5. 为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？答案：因为有人会揭发她。Give ...

小学英语简短笑话欣赏 一 狗也知道这个谚语吗?Does dog know the proverb?little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。"It's allright," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don'tbite?"“没有...

1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩：我!我现在要...

1、英语手抄报的内容，可以有英语谚语、英语笑话、名人名言，英语故事或文章，也可以写上语法知识。最主要的是结合你办手抄报的主题去安排具体内容。2、格言例子：Constant dropping wears the stone. (滴水穿石。)It is never too late to learn. (活到老，学到老。)It is never too late to mend...

1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译：...