求一篇幽默的英语自我介绍,简单的就好

发布网友 发布时间：2022-05-02 14:33

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热心网友 时间：2022-06-20 11:56

自我介绍

大家好，我叫...，来自钦州，我很高兴能在这里与大家认识，我是纺织工业学校的一名学生，我的专业是针织，我很荣幸能参加集训营，我参加集训营是因为我喜欢英语，我希望在集训营里学到的用在我以后的工作中，并开始我的职业生涯。因为我坚信将在很多领域都需要英语。
我的英语很差这就是我为什么在这里和大家一起学习，我知道我拿下英语将是一个巨大的挑战，但我坚信，“宝剑锋从磨出，梅花香自苦寒来”，坚持就是胜利，希望就在今后的学习中请大家多多指教，谢谢！

Self-introction
Hello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Instrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.
My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

热心网友 时间：2022-06-20 11:56

Hi guys , here I am . When I was a liltte boy, I was the shyest kid in the class ,no one wanted to talk to me , like I was a monster came that was born in a chubaka family and the dad shits on it, the shit grows all over my face.... But I broke the jinx, after I got outta high school and come to college, my weirdness seemed brought me lots of attention, the good attention. Girls just fell for it. Soon I pimp those hoes out , and made money like hustling everyday on the street. Oh that's after I dropped outta school. Money came before everything , I deeply note that. My goal in future is to use my connection to built up my own empire, that's what I'm always good at.