圣诞节短的英语笑话 (带中文、三年级水平的) 快

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热心网友时间：2023-10-18 15:35

A: Oh, my god, I have lost my little dog!

B: But you must put an ad in the papers!

A: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

A：哦，天！我弄丢了我的小狗！
B：那你一定要去报纸上登条寻狗启示！
A：那没用，我的小狗不识字。

热心网友时间：2023-10-18 15:35

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
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热心网友时间：2023-10-18 15:35

do you know the gender of Rudolph the reindeer ?你知道鲁道夫（圣诞老人的驯鹿的名字）是雄的还是雌的？
how could i know!我怎么知道！
but i do.it is definitely female.我倒知道。它肯定是母的
reasons?理由呢
coz Saint Claus is male!因为圣诞老人是男的

热心网友时间：2023-10-18 15:36

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