翻译笑话(汉译英)
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发布时间：2022-04-23 00:40
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时间：2022-04-28 06:57
Bob: Doctor, how to tell a guy has intellectual deficiency who seems normal?
Doctor: It's very easy. You can ask him a question. He must be have intellectual deficiency if he can't answer.
Bob: what's the question?
Doctor: Captain Hook had travled world 3 times and he died in one time, which time?
Bob: Excuse me? Do you have another questions? I have to admit that I don't familar with the history
Asking for help
One day a police station get a call from a very nerves girl.
"Sir! Help！ Help!"
"Miss, please calm down, what's wrong?"
"There is a cat coming in my room
"oh, I think it's not a big deal for a cat's coming"
"No, no this cat is very dengerous, the cat is dengerous"
"Miss, the cat is really not dengerous"
"Sir, are you police station? Please come to help me after I called you if you are a police. The cat is here now. It's dengerous"
"Miss, Who heil are you?"
"I'm a parrot, I'm a parrot"
the hedgehogs on the road
two hedgehog came to the road and they want to cross the road on the zebra crossing
one of the hedgehog said:"Don't do this!"
another one asked:"Why not?"
first one said:"You will know after you see the accedent that happened to the zebra"
the polar bear family
A little polar bear asked his mom a question
little polar bear: "Mom, are you sure I am a polar bear? not a cola or a brown bear"
Momy:"Yes you are, my boy."
and the little polar bear went to ask his dady
little polar bear:"Dady, are you sure I am a polar bear? not a cola or a brown bear"
Dady: "Yes you are, boy"
Latter the little polar bear went to ask his grandpa.
little polar bear:"Grandpa, are you sure I am a polar bear? not a cola or a brown bear"
grandpa: "Yes you are, boy, why you ask like this?"
little polar bear:"because I feel cold"
热心网友
时间：2022-04-28 08:15
Bao Bo:Doctor how know that 1 has a liking for a normal person to get intelligence blemish?
Doctor:Again easy however, you ask him a simple problem, if he answers not to come up, can judge his intelligence blemish.
Bao Bo:What problem?
Doctor:The database gram captain makes a tour of the world three times, and therein dies at a time, please ask is that.
Bao Bo:Still there are other problems ask?I have to admit I to history understanding of few.
Report to the police
A day police station receives a telephone and the voice of the other party is very urgent.
"Sir!Help!Quickly Help!"
"Young lady, do you slowly say, exactly take place what matter?"
"Thered is a cat to climb into my house to come!"
"A cat climbs to come in and should be a very great problem!"
"Don't go, don't go!This cat is very dangerous!The cat is very dangerous!"
"Young lady, don't fear, the cat isn't really dangerous ……"
"Sir, do you exactly are a police station here?BE the words of police station, I make a phone call to call you, you will save me!Hurry!The cat has been already come in, very dangerous!"
"Young lady, who are you exactly?"
"I am a parrot!I am a parrot!"
The road middle stabs Wei
2 stab Wei to arrive at street middle and they intend to cut through zebra crossing.
1 stabs Wei to say:Don't lead from this.
I am another to stab Wei to say:Why can't?
I am the first to stab Wei to say:Saw that suffer of zebra you to understand.
Polar bear household
A head of small Polar bear runs to ask a mother.
Small Polar bear:Mother, you are certain am I a Polar bear, don't be to test to pull perhaps palm tree bear?
The mother of the bear:Rightness of, son, you are really a Polar bear.
The small Polar bear runs again to ask father.
Small Polar bear:Father, you are certain am I a Polar bear, don't be to test to pull perhaps palm tree bear?
Father of the bear:Rightness of, boy, you are really a Polar bear.
The small Polar bear runs again to ask bear a grandpa.
Small Polar bear:Grandpa, you are certain am I a Polar bear, don't be to test to pull perhaps palm tree bear?
The grandpa of the bear:Rightness of, kid, you are really a Polar bear.Why want to ask so?
Small Polar bear:Because I am cold.
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热心网友
时间：2022-04-28 09:49
Bob: Can doctor, how know that seems the normal person contracts the mental retardation?
Dr. : Again easy, you ask a he simple question, if he cannot answer, may judge his mental retardation.
Bob: What question?
Dr. : Captain Cook round-the-world trip three times, and in one time lost their life, ask that was that one time.
Bob: Also has other questions to be possible to ask? I must acknowledge that I am not many to the historical understanding.
reports to the police one day of police station to receive a telephone, opposite party sound is urgent.
“gentleman! Save a life! A bit faster saves a life!”
“young lady, you said slowly that what matter has had?”
“had a cat to crawl my family to come!”
“a cat crawls should not be the very major problem!”
“is not good, is not good! This cat is very dangerous! The cat is very dangerous!”
“young lady, do not fear, cat really not dangerous ......” “gentleman, your is here a police station? Is police station's words, I telephone to call you, you to come to rescue me! A bit faster! The cat had already come, is very dangerous!”
“young lady, who are you?”
“I am the parrot! I am the parrot!”
road middle hedgehog
the two hedgehogs arrive at among the street, they planned that passes through the zebra crossing.
a hedgehog said: Don't from this.
another hedgehog said: Why can't?
the first hedgehog said: Had a look at that zebra to encounter you to understand.
polar bear family
a small polar bear runs asks mother.
small polar bear: Mother, you determined that I am the polar bear, is not the collar ktranslitk or the brown bear?
Aunt Xiong: To, the son, you are the polar bear truly. the small polar bear runs asks daddy. small polar bear: Daddy, you determined that I am the polar bear, is not the collar ktranslitk or the brown bear?
bear daddy: To, the boy, you are the polar bear truly.
the small polar bear runs asks Grandpa Xiong. small polar bear: Grandfather, you determined that I am the polar bear, is not the collar ktranslitk or the brown bear?
Grandpa Xiong: To, the child, you are the polar bear truly. Why can ask like this?
small polar bear: Because I am cold.
热心网友
时间：2022-04-28 11:41
Bob: Doctor, how to tell a guy has intellectual deficiency who seems normal?
Doctor: It's simple. You can ask him a simple question. He must be have intellectual deficiency if he cannot answer.
Bob: what's the question?
Doctor: Captain Hook had travled world 3 times and he died in one time, which time?
Bob: Excuse me? Do you have any other questions? I have to admit that I don't familar with the history
call the police
one day the police station receives a telephone call and the voice of the other party is very urgent.
"Sir!Help!Quickly Help!"
"Young lady, please slow down,what happened?"
"A cat is climb into my house!"
"A cat climbing into your house should not be a very big problem!"
"No.no!The cat is very dangerous!really very dangerous!"
"Young lady, don't fear, the cat isn't really dangerous ……"
"Sir, are you a police or not?if you are,when I make this phone call to you, you should come and save me!Hurry!The cat has been already come in, very dangerous!"
"Young lady, who are you exactly?"
"I am a parrot!I am a parrot!"
hedgehogs in the middle of the road
two hedgehogs come to the middle of the road and decide to come across the zebra crossing.
1 hedgehog says:Don't corss the road fromhere.
Another hedgehog asks:Why not?
the first one says:didn't you see how the zebra suffers.
Polar bear family
A small polar bear goes to ask hismother.
Small polar bear: Mom, are you sure that i am a polar bear, but not a brown bear or koala?
mother Bear: Yes, son, you are really a polar bear.
the small polar bear also goes to ask his father.
Small polar bear: Dad, are you sure I am a polar bear,not a brown bear or koala ?
Daddy Bear: Yes, kid, you are really a polar bear.
the small polar bear goes to ask his grandfather.
Small polar bear: Grandpa, are you sure I am a polar bear, but not a brown bear or koala ?
Grandpa Bear: Yes, child, you are really a polar bear. Why asking this question?
Small polar bear: because i feel cold.
热心网友
时间：2022-04-28 13:49
One
day,
I
was
on
the
way
to
school,
I
saw
a
piece
of
dark,
so
I
stopped,
I
think,
this
thing
is
shit,
so
I
use
a
hand
to
touch
in
his
mouth,
tasted
it
and
HMMM,
is
shit,
luckily,
I'm
glad
I
didn't
trample.
