英语幽默笑话故事
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时间:2023-11-08 14:13
On his deathbed poor Lubin lies;
His spouse is in despair;
With frequent sobs and mutual cries;
They both express their care.
“A different cause,”says Parson Sly,
“The same effect may give:
Poor Lubin fears that he may die ;
His wife,that he may live”.
合理的哀伤
马修·普赖厄
可怜的鲁宾躺在他的病床里;
他的妻子陷入绝望;
频频啜泣,相对哭啼,
他们都表达着忧伤。
“不同原因,”滑头牧师说,
“可产生同样结果:
可怜的鲁宾怕他会死;
他老婆,怕他会活。”
Dear white, something you got to know
亲爱的白种人,有几件事你必须知道。
When I was born, I was black.
当我出生时,我是黑色的
When I grow up, I am black.
我长大了,我是黑色的
When I'm under the sun, I'm black.
我在阳光下,我是黑色的
When I'm cold, I'm black.
我寒冷时,我是黑色的
When I'm afraid, I'm black.
我害怕时,我是黑色的
When I'm sick, I'm black.
我生病了,我是黑色的
When I die, I'm still black.
当我死了,我仍是黑色的。
you---white people,
你---白种人
When you were born, you were pink.
当你出生时,你是粉红色的
When you grow up, you become white.
你长大了,变成白色的
You're red under the sun.
你在阳光下,你是红色的
You're blue when you're cold.
你寒冷时,你是青色的
You are yellow when you're afraid.
你害怕时,你是*的
You're green when you're sick.
你生病时,你是绿色的
You're gray when you die.
当你死时,你是灰色的
And you, call me "color"?
而你,却叫我「有色人种」?
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Whose Son Is the Greatest
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.
" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"
谁的儿子最伟大
四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士,”第一位母亲自豪地说道,“他进入房间,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’。”
第二为母亲说:“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间,人们都称,‘您好,大人’。”
“我的儿子是位红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他走进房间,人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”
第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十,体重三百磅,”她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说‘哦,我的上帝’!”
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Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
猫和老鼠
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。“一只小猫,”布朗夫人回答说,“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠,我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。
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时间:2023-11-08 14:15
喔 顺便说一下 目前我在学的ABC天芐欧美外教英语中心的教师才和我提过 若想将英语学好应该是不费力地..一定需要个适宜的研习环境与熟练口语对象,这取决于外教资质 纯正欧美口音(非东南亚)才行 坚持逐日口语练习,1&1针对性教学才能有非常.好.的学习效果~课后仍要重复温习课程录音音频,好巩固知识点 实在是真的没有人可以指导的环境,最好能上可可或BBC获取课外学习资料阅读 多说多问一下子语感会进步许多 学习效果会非常迅速明显的 Onehotsummerdayafoxwaswalkingthroughanorchard.Hestoppedbeforeabunchofgrapes.Theywereripeandjuicy."I'mjustfeelingtrsty,"hethought.Sohebackepafewpaces,gotarunningstart,jumpep,butcouldnotreachthegrapes.Hewalkedback.One,two,three,hejumpepagain,butstill,hemissedthegrapes.Thefoxtriedagainandagain,butneversucceeded.Atlasthedecidedtogiveitup.Hewalkedawaywithsnoseintheair,andsaid“Iamsuretheyaresour.”狐狸和葡萄●一个炎热的夏日,狐狸走过一个果园,他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。●狐狸想:“我正口渴呢。”于是他后退了几步,向前一冲,跳起来,却无法够到葡萄。●狐狸后退又试。一次,两次,三次,但是都没有得到葡萄。●狐狸试了一次又一次,都没有成功。最后,他决定放弃,他昂起头,边走边说:“葡萄还没有成熟,我敢肯定它是酸的。”
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英语幽默与笑话 美国有色人种歧视时期著名的笑话,其实有些沉重,不妨品位其中幽默。Dear white, something you got to know亲 http://www.07938.com/gsdzh/engs/enhh/2006/1334.html
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